"He assured me that one of his best friends is Jewish" [x]

(Source: juztgurlythingz)

(Reblogged from denhamsdentrifice)

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

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(Reblogged from thanksforsayingthat)

sometimes I just don’t understand why foreigners always think dutch people are obsessed with weed because what did we do to make you think that?

but then I watch tv and there’s literally a kids show explaining how cannabis grows and what happens to it when it reaches the factories through skits so I guess I understand

there’s so much heterosexuality and sexism and so little puns in the real world it’s actually a culture shock just to go to school

if you ever start to believe feminism isn’t needed anymore just think about what would happen if the next american presidential elections were between two women

braneisamazing:

"So give it up for Triangle Sally."

okay this is my favorite thing i ever made i kinda need it on my blog again

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